10 Halloween Costumes for Complete Goofballs

Halloween may be considered a day for ghosts, ghouls and other spooks but here at BluePromoCode, we like to take a more lighthearted approach to the Day of the Dead.
Eric White
Updated August 18, 2015

Halloween may be considered a day for ghosts, ghouls and other spooks but here at BluePromoCode, we like to take a more lighthearted approach to the Day of the Dead. Our favorite Halloween costumes for 2013 are the ones that come across EXTRA cheesy.

It doesn't get any goofier than this: here are the 10 goofiest Halloween costumes for 2013!

1. Bacon Suit

Lady Gaga once sported a meat dress in a completely non-Halloween themed event, so don't think twice about rocking the Bacon Suit costume for Halloween 2013. And when you look as good as a piece of bacon, who knows who you could meat!

2. Inflatable Riding Gorilla

I've never actually mounted a gorilla, but I imagine it's incredibly difficult. Halloween Express can make your gorilla-riding dreams a reality for Halloween 2013!

3. AT-AT Dog Costume

Just because dogs don't have concept of time doesn't mean October 31st is any less Halloweeny for them! "Force" your dog into the Star Wars AT-AT dog costume for Halloween and try to avoid any do-gooder Jedis.

4. Cooked Turkey

It's a little early to be salivating over Thanksgiving but rules don't apply on Halloween! The Cooked Turkey Halloween costume is available from Costumes4Less and is making us extremely hungry.

5. Heinz Ketchup Baby Costume

Babies want in on the Halloween costume action too. Dress up the little tyke in a Heinz Ketchup Halloween costume from Costume Craze but be careful not to forget that your baby isn't filled with ketchup!

6. 50 Shades of Grey

It could be kind of uncomfortable to portray one of the dirty scenes from the popular book 50 Shades of Grey, but not if you take the title literally. This outfit won't get you kicked out of the party for being too raunchy, but it could get you kicked out of Lowe's!

7. Chicken Suit

The Chicken Suit is always a classic costume for Halloween. For added laughs, have a friend dress up as Peter Griffin from Family Guy and stage fights all night!

8. Group Roller Coaster Costume

Nothing is more creative and goofy than a good group costume for Halloween. Whether you're an adrenaline junky or not, the group Roller Coaster Halloween costume is hilarious and awesome!

9. Bouncin' Booty

Badonkadonks make for an extra goofy Halloween costume. The Bouncin' Booty costume can be used in a Nicki Minaj Halloween costume or you can make it even funnier and glue a glass of water on top of it to "booty-balance" all night!

10. Sick as a Dog

It's no fun being sick on Halloween. But being Sick as a Dog is a completely different story! If nothing else, this Halloween costume for 2013 should score some pity treats.