Snickers, Nerds, Candy Corn, Tootsie Rolls… every year Halloween candy is exactly the same and I’ve had about enough of it for crying out loud! It’s time to start treating Halloween candy with the same creativity and thought that we put into our Halloween costumes. If my teeth are going to rot I want them to rot because I was trying something awesome, don’t you?
In the spirit of a creative and altogether tasty Day of the Dead, here are the 10 BluePromoCode picks for best new candy for Halloween 2013.
1. Gummy Boogers Candy
Picking your nose is generally not accepted in public. Eating whatever you find even less so. Society will probably label you a “creep”. But that’s why we love the Gummy Boogers Candy from A Candy Store so much: because Halloween is all about creeping people out!
2. Skybar Zombie Food
With “Walking Dead” back on our television sets, it’s safe to say zombies will be very in this Halloween and Skybar Zombie Food makes us believe we’re zombies without having to actually be dead. Awesome!
3. Wax Mustache
A little less creepy but no less awesome is the Wax Mustache from Old Time Candy. Even better, if you’re handing out this new candy for Halloween 2013, you can wear out that “mustache you a question” pun all night!
4. SpongeBob SquarePants Krabby Patties
Why not treat like a sponge this year? They weren’t actually whipped up by the sea’s best underwater cook, but hey, we can’t have everything.
5. Blood Suckers Candy Fangs
I don’t want to suck your blood, I just want a nice sugar rush! Twee’s Candy Shop has these candy fangs in regular white, gold and platinum, perfect for those gangsta-vamps out there.
6. Grillz Sour Metal Teeth Candy
If you like the “gangsta” part and not the “vampire” half so much, the Grillz Sour Metal Teeth Candy are what you need. All bling no sting, baby!
7. K-9 Candy
Few people go through life without trying dog food at least once. Right? No? Yeah, me neither.
8. Jelly Filled Marshmallow Oozing Eyeballs
Yeah, I see what you’re saying, eating oozing eyeballs is really, really gross. But it’s just jelly! At least that’s what the packaging says. Candy.com has eyeballs by the bag, the perfect new candy for Halloween 2013!
9. Gummi Brains
These Gummi Brains look extremely squishy and gross but boy are they delicious! Does it make me a zombie if I’ve acquired a taste for candy brains?
10. Sour Flush Candy Plunger and Toilet
This idea for candy is either hilariously brilliant or just really… well, crappy. Either way, the Sour Flush Candy Plunger and Toilet is a novelty and after all, that’s why we love Halloween so darn much!
Would you rather have a novelty candy like one of these or something you know like a Snickers bar? Let us know on the BluePromoCode Facebook!
