It’s about time you spruced up your yard. No, we’re not talking about mowing the lawn or doing some landscaping, we’re talking about adding some strange outdoor decor.
In our latest Wacky Wednesday, we’ve rounded up some of the most bizarre garden decorations you’ll ever see.
Put one of these bad boys in your front patio and you’re guaranteed to get some attention.
Bigfoot, the Garden Yeti Statue from Design Toscano
This is your chance to put all the Bigfoot talk to rest. Plant this work of art in your front yard and there will be no denying that Bigfoot exists (at least in the form of a giant statue). With this 20% off promo code from BluePromoCode.com, the item will only cost you around $80 at Design Toscano.
Zombie Apocalypse Garden Gnomes from ThinkGeek
Show your love for The Walking Dead with this unique pair of garden gnomes. While it might be an uncomfortable conversation to explain to your neighbor why you’re patio decor includes a pair of figurines that make her infant cry, it will be totally worth it once you are told how hip you are by all your zombie fan neighbors. Get each gnome for $19.99 at ThinkGeek.
Rather than leaving empty beer bottles all over the yard, it’s a way better look to set up this metal bottle tree. We’re not sure exactly why this item was ever even produced … except for the fact that it’s so darn cool! Get it for only $31.99 at Target.
Home Accent By Sterling Home from BlockLighting.com
Seriously … who doesn’t want a fire hyrant in their garden? The only downside we can see is that you might have problems with dogs wanting to urinate, but that seems like well worth the trade-off for having an awesome fire hydrant to show off to your friends. This item can be had for $126 at BlockLighting.com.
OrlandiStatuary Staddle Stone Mushroom Statue from Wayfair.com
Real mushrooms growing on the lawn is kind of nasty, but a giant fake one is artsy. Don’t ask us why, that’s just how it is. To live your Mario Bros. fantasy will cost just $112.99 at Wayfair.com.
Crazy rooster from ATGStores.com
Roosters are the essence of cool, but let’s just be frank: Who wants one waking us up at the crack of dawn? With this garden decoration, you can enjoy the awesomeness of the rooster without having to hear that obnoxious sound. Win-win proposition if we’ve ever come across one. Purchase it for $21.81 at ATGStores.com.
